February 2012
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Anonymous asked: TF2 Scout x tree ornament.
shimmz:
Wrap Assassin, probably. I ship it. -w-
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thegirldreamsgcios:
I mean it’s kind of hilarious to say this given all that’s happened today, but my sister and I are both on the spectrum so it’d REALLY ROCK to not see “autistic” being used as a negative adjective so often
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Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
shimmz:
shut-up-val:
pimptav:
hussies-prostate:
charli2heen:
iameridansexual:
whiteystripe:
twinarmageddongs:
tesett:
tesett
typing with your eyes closed really isnt that hard.
twinarmageddongs yeah okay.
whiteystripe
Yup.
iameridansexual
cjaroesjeem fuck
im always a key off):
hussies-prostate
hahahaha did u expect any less chumps
pimptav
oh yeah!
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about boobs
shimmz:
twyll:
i love boobs as much as the next guy
they fed me when i was a teensy little asshole (until i decided fuck that i wanna drink from a cow), the look aesthetically pleasing, and they are just overall fascinating appendages
that’s all they are
appendages
they are like two big noses
on your chest
and they happen to be bigger in girls (MOST OF THE TIME!!!! sometimes they are...
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Reposting some of the tags on my last post because...
#i am now fully aware of the sexism in my original post
#and i’m sorry
Adding one more at this point:
#leaving tumblr until i stop being such an unconscious xenophobe
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WITNESS THE FAILURE.: Note to self: →
youwontbelievemycheetahs:
skimbletears:
hazamarth:
williamtheinfiltrator:
youwontbelievemycheetahs:
shimmz:
williamtheinfiltrator:
If the character in the middle of a movie poster is female, the movie is a chick flick. Even if it’s passed off as an action movie.
TELL THAT TO AVATAR KORRA YOU SEXIST…
In other words, you’re wrong.
James disproved your theory, dipshit.
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Note to self:
hazamarth:
williamtheinfiltrator:
youwontbelievemycheetahs:
shimmz:
williamtheinfiltrator:
If the character in the middle of a movie poster is female, the movie is a chick flick. Even if it’s passed off as an action movie.
TELL THAT TO AVATAR KORRA YOU SEXIST DOUCHECANOE
Are you saying Paprika is a chick flick? o-o
Alright, alright, let me rephrase that:
If the character in the...
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youwontbelievemycheetahs:
shimmz:
williamtheinfiltrator:
If the character in the middle of a movie poster is female, the movie is a chick flick. Even if it’s passed off as an action movie.
TELL THAT TO AVATAR KORRA YOU SEXIST DOUCHECANOE
Are you saying Paprika is a chick flick? o-o
Alright, alright, let me rephrase that:
If the character in the middle of a live-action movie poster is...
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Note to self:
If the character in the middle of a movie poster is female, the movie is a chick flick. Even if it’s passed off as an action movie.
(EDIT: Ignore this post, because it’s sexist. Also because counterexamples like Tomb Raider and Underworld exist, but whatever.)
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Hella Jeff →
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Dear incest apologists, pedophiles, and/or hopeful...
tentacletherapeutic:
Greetings. My name is Rose. No, not “Rose” as in “the rosy tint of his erect nipples in the moonlight”, or even “His manhood rose in greeting”. I know it can be difficult for you to understand that there is a context outside of boys putting their dicks into other boys, so I’ll make this as concise, as clear, and as free of anything that could be interpreted as innuendo as...
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phemiec:
Are people tired of drunk Roxy jokes yet? Too bad biptches. Frick I hate trying to format comic posts on tumblr.
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there was a tumblr here, it's gone now: Bigotry... →
dmatt73:
mostflogged:
I’m so sick and tired of seeing articles about White Cis Heterosexual Males that completely vilifies them. I’m not a White Cis heterosexual Male - I’m a mixed queer female and it still aggravates me beyond belief.
Firstly, that article about “Nice Guys/Nice Guy Syndrome” that’s…
Everyone click that title. And read. I SAID READ MOTHERFUCKER.
My new reply to any and all...
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shimmz:
suncalf:
today i saw a sponsered ad in a prestigious women’s magazine about a brand-new way to stop your cat or dog from getting fleas
it was a small metal pellet that attached to the collar and used, and i quote, “quantum physics, bio-energy and homeopathy” to “enhance the animal’s natural energy force” to chase away fleas
what did i just read
I’m guessing there’s some kind of...
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Most amazing thing ever to exist.
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
Leave a Tumblr user in my ask and I will tell you... →
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Well, what do you know.
Studies have shown a positive correlation between religiosity and conscientiousness.
Studies have also shown a negative correlation between religiosity and education.
Even more studies show a negative correlation between IQ and humility.
I’ll leave it to you to figure out what that means.
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What the fuck is transethnic/otherkin?
thegoddamazon:
I won’t Google it. I want to know if this is just a Tumblr backlash of white people wanting so badly to be oppressed like the rest of us.
Being oppressed isn’t all that great. In fact, it kind of sucks. I’d love to go the rest of my life without being reminded that I’m Black and then endure microaggressions from racist co-workers and passerby.
Oh, and the fetishizing of my...
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I think people should ask me stuff cuz yeah
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nerdgasming:
mishafordinner:
dharma-and-greg-initiative:
socialjusticeally:
motoroladroid:
After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.
The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!”...
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THERES AN HD VERSION OF QWOP
wat
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dontmindmeimjusthating:
hazamarth:
dontmindmeimjusthating replied to your post: 41 FOLLOWERS AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU
ur a faget
Don’t make me send the entire LGBT tumblr community after you. I’LL DO IT
I’m bisexual, so fuck you.
HE’LL STILL DO IT.
hazamarth asked: 45 is the most important question.
duskphoenix asked: 37, 42
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HHPOT has problems.
geromytime:
(blah, blah, blah, valid complaints, blah)
>Telling me to “Just remove the brackets!!!” when submitting a request w/ an image through the ask box instead of the submit box because you’re too much of a fucking pussy to show your goddamn face
> Saving things as jpeg before submitting
Second one from the bottom.
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