shimmz:

suncalf:

today i saw a sponsered ad in a prestigious women’s magazine about a brand-new way to stop your cat or dog from getting fleas

it was a small metal pellet that attached to the collar and used, and i quote, “quantum physics, bio-energy and homeopathy” to “enhance the animal’s natural energy force” to chase away fleas

what did i just read

I’m guessing there’s some kind of demonic possession involved that freaks the fleas out so much they do not DARE inhabit your kitty any longer

Actually, if homeopathy’s involved, it’ll give your pet fleas.

Why do I get the feeling that Cave Johnson is behind this…?