Dear incest apologists, pedophiles, and/or hopeful supporters of either.
Greetings. My name is Rose. No, not “Rose” as in “the rosy tint of his erect nipples in the moonlight”, or even “His manhood rose in greeting”. I know it can be difficult for you to understand that there is a context outside of boys putting their dicks into other boys, so I’ll make this as concise, as clear, and as free of anything that could be interpreted as innuendo as possible.
I know Dave very well, and I’ve spent enough time with Dirk to accurately judge his character. I feel that I am qualified in saying this.
They are not fucking. That is not a thing that is happening here. Not now, not ever.
And however “kawaii” the idea of a grown man raping his little brother may be to you, I can assure you that - and again, I speak as a friend to both of them - it is beginning to get on my nerves. I can only imagine how upsetting it must be for the affected parties beneath their many layers of ironic stoicism.
So, if you please, fucking stop it.
As for my next points, let me ask you this.
Why is it that I can post about exactly the same situation and receive no leery questions alluding to the possibility that I am being abused by my Mother? Oh, wait, there aren’t enough dicks in that relationship to make it interesting.
Why is it that Dave and I were told over and over in anonymous asks that us entering a relationship would be gross and incestuous, and yet the same situation with Dirk is acceptable? Oh, wait, there weren’t enough dicks in mine and Dave’s relationship to make it interesting.
Do you understand what I’m saying? These are real people, and you’re imagining that they’re in an abusive relationship for your own gratification and not even bothering to hide it.
Really. Just think about that.
Lie removed. The rest of it’s valid, though, so everyone read this.