about boobs
i love boobs as much as the next guy
they fed me when i was a teensy little asshole (until i decided fuck that i wanna drink from a cow), the look aesthetically pleasing, and they are just overall fascinating appendages
that’s all they are
appendages
they are like two big noses
on your chest
and they happen to be bigger in girls (MOST OF THE TIME!!!! sometimes they are bigger in guys too!)
so the next time it’s really, really, really hot and i want to take my goddamn shirt off because HOLY SHIT
i want to be able to take my goddamn shirt off
because taking one’s goddamn shirt of is NOT supposed to be a privilege to only the chosen half(?) of the world who does not lactate
when i reblog a picture of boobs there is no way in hell that i am going to tag it as “nsfw”
why?
because they are boobs
large, round appendages on your chest that are NOT EVEN MINUTELY RELATED TO SEXUAL ACTS UNLESS YOU HAVE A CERTAIN KINK.
/endrant
Mari I love you
Fun fact: Many cultures exist that don’t understand why women’s breasts are so taboo in Western society. For some of them, it’s the legs that serve as the body part that only men should display.
No one seems to have any better ideas about either than “they’re major erogenous zones”. Of course, there’s “they look like a butt” for boobs and “they lead to that one part” for legs, but the first of those just leads to another question, and I shouldn’t have to explain what’s wrong with the second.
